February 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Anonymous asked: I found you through google lol! I typed in Eric Forman gif on google images!
somebody: nobody's perf-
Jude Law: Hi
Ben Barnes: Hello
Matt Damon: What's up
Robert Downey Jr: Hi there
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Inception?
Leonardo Dicaprio: I almost won an award
Jake Gyllenhall: Hello
Ryan Gosling: Hey.
Chris Evans: Hello there.
Jensen Ackles: I'm Batman
Jared Padalecki: I lost my shoe
Misha Collins: I'm your new God..
Daniel Radcliffe: Hi.
Tom Felton: Wanna smush?
Andrew Garfield: I'm filming spiderman
Johnny Depp: Hello.
Orlando Bloom: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Jesse Eisenberg: Hi.
Gary Oldman: Welp.
Alan Rickman: ...
Tom Hiddleston: Today is my birthday...
Martin Freeman: Fuck you I won a bafta.
Hunter Parrish: I play Jesus
January 2012
me walking down the street when suddenly charlie mcdonnell appears
me: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES
charlie: oh hello there
me: can you take a picture with me
charlie: sure
me: and by that i mean have sex
charlie: what
me: crazy sex
charlie: im sorry?
me: can i lick your mole
charlie: bye
*hits him in the head and kidnaps him*
OH MY GOD
i’m listening to chameleon circuit and for some reason it’s really turning me on.
Announcer: .. and the winner is ... Chloë Grace Moretz!
Tumblr: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
December 2011
Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
Daniel Radcliffe: Ahem.
Rupert Grint: Hey.
Emma Watson: Hi.
Evanna Lynch: Lovely weather we're having.
Matthew Lewis: What's up, guys?
Bonnie Wright: Hello.
Tom Felton: Booyah.
James and Oliver Phelps: Did somebody call us?
Alan Rickman: Good day.
J.K. Rowling: LOL.
Since the start of 2011 I've: →
Cross off what you’ve done:
Gotten a new piercing. Dyed my hair. Ended a relationship. Started a new relationship. Been on a long car/bus journey. Passed an exam. Met someone who’s now an important part of my life. Cried on someone’s shoulder. Had a massive fight with a boy/girl. Received flowers. Had a Valentine. Written a letter using pen & paper. Gone to see a therapist. Been...
hey guys
guess what ?
im naked
November 2011
